I have some on my saggy butt right now!

Wait, I had a guy that did this too. This is so weird.

I only take baths.

Yes, I did until the second trimester. This actually happened to me twice in my 40s. And when I say regular periods, I do not mean spotting. I mean the gross gushy overflowing my diva cup normal periods.

Yes! Happened to me. I've even had two kids. I didn't find out until second trimester because I continued to have regular periods until the fourth month.

I ate a box of Samoas in one sitting and made my friend eat one so I could tell everyone we shared the box.

I seriously couldn't think of my own kid's name.

Me too, I'm super happy when I make it through the week and no one got stabbed (true story) or shit on the floor ( true story) or masturbated in class ( true story)

That took me a really long time to touch all those butts. I didn't want to leave any butts behind. Or hurt any butt's feelings. Or butt hurt.

Wow that is scary! I can relate, hope you continue to get better and stay migraine free

I've been on topamax, does it make you incredibly stupid and forget words too?

Hey don't drag me into this

Of course! Feel good road trip romantic comedy gold. Wacky hi jinks, etc. How could I be so silly and alarmist?

I use them all at the same time because I'm awesome . And messy.

I cannot imagine any woman would really trust this situation enough to really take this guy up on this offer. It's just way too shady. Even if you were thinking a bj is an easy trade for a ride, there are just way too many scary possibilities. How many bjs? What if he is gross?Would he demand more? Sex too? You…

I dated a Republican for a sort while solely based on looks. then the spell wore off and I was ashamed.

Yes- and I would love to hear what she thinks of his performance. We have talked about how amazing and brave I think she is for being her true self as the young age of 13, as compared to someone who couldn't do that until late in life.

well said. I just would really like her to watch it at least first. I did finally convince her to watch OITNB, her initial resistance to Sophia was that she didn't want to see a stereotypical trans woman (prostitute, drug addict, etc) in prison story. She loved it and binged watched the whole two seasons.

I do understand the point. I do. And she clearly feels comfortable asserting herself with me. I feel like, as her mom, part of my job is teaching her to be open minded as well as speaking her mind.

I think I love how self centered everyone's reaction is- initially supportive, but ultimately more concerned with how it affects them personally. Very similar to what our family did/does, although not me of course, I do everything perfectly. I am a saint.