Anyone else hearing the “crazy in love” and the final dance scene (plus JLo’s hair) and seeing some kind of a Bey thing?

Serums? I’m liked wicked older than you are — so late in my mid-forties that it’s early fifties - but I gotta know about this serum. What’s so superduper about a serum? I was in Seoul and bought a Laneige nightcream and it’s delicious, but I didn’t buy the serum (because I don’t read Korean) ... am I going to look…

so brilliant.

gonna be some funky-ass tanlines (literally)

Because the other thing is that dogs occasionally go loopy mad and BITE THE SHIT out of people, sending said people to the ER. When a kid bites another kid it's bad, but not the occasion for rabies shots, antibiotics, and massive blood loss. A damn Maltese (yes, a Maltese) bit an egg-shaped chunk out of my mother's…

Grace C has a forehead higher than that of Elizabeth I. In fact, they look vaguely related. But I too want to applaud b/c Coddington at least has an actual face that is still face, as opposed to most women her age/income/power bracket, who have replaced their faces with face-like animatronics.

The most comfy thing ON EARTH are LLBean ragg wool socks and worn-in Birkenstocks. The best. Yes, you'll look like a bad German tourist but you'll be so pedi-happy that it won't matter.

these pictures make me fear for humanity. really? this is why we crawled up from the slime all those millenia ago?

You mean I get to listen to DCX instead of Her Royal Tongueness? At that point, the Chicks could be singing a listing from the phone book & I wouldn't care. Someday if she's very very VERY lucky, Miley will be as cool as the Chicks. But I'm not holding my breath.

Baby William is not smiling at his mother; he's laughing at her hat.

I'm a mom of two boys and I'd like to say for the record that it is possible to love one's children AND one's iPhone. Perhaps in equal measure, except one is grateful that one's child isn't likely to slip out of one's satchel and smash on the ground. On the other hand, should this happen, one can replace one's iPhone,…