Mrs. Bieb is not now, nor has she ever been, the sharpest pencil in the box. The concept of “there were people before me” is not something with which she seems familiar. 

The best comment I saw about this ensemble was basically, huzzah for Mr Pitt, but why was he shopping at J. Jill? 

But also besides the obvious yuck factor, isn’t GoopyGoo all about “sustainability” and “green” and “clean”? Are we supposed to ignore the floating climate catastrophes that are cruise ships? HypocritCruise? HypocOCruise?

so Justin was like “hey dress up like ME for Halloween”?  who does that? weird. did they have sex while she was in costume because Freud would have a field day with that one. Asking for a friend. 

It’s wrong to wish that they’d shoot each other, right? I mean, that would be bad. I won’t say that. I won’t even *think* it.

Plus Ansel Elgort looks like an adult teletubby

Intimacy teacher. If ever we wondered how to sum up the Goop approach:  intimacy teacher.

Takeaway: Melania really really really hates her job. Which is being married.

Okay, so we have to consider the aging body (which may or may not also imply the sagging breastal region. Mine are slowly becoming tube socks that without a bra, drape festively across my gut. But I digress). Consider: During bouts of bursitis, I’m a front hooker. When my shoulder is better, I hook in the back because…

White guys. They get the job done (even if they have to lie to do it)

Anyone else reminded of Jack Torrance, just before he went all ax-ax-ax on his family up there at the Overlook Hotel?

So. Many. White. People.

How do we raise boys (and girls)? Can we find *anything* salvageable in this foul abyss of publicly performed misogyny?

Mostly Salma Hayek’s “bathroom” (by which I mean a room larger than my apartment with a bathroom where others might have a couch)

So happy to be in that movie theater & then I wondered...why didn’t a woman write the script? Can you imagine those actresses in a movie written by “Killing Eve” writer? Or any other of the amazingly talented female story-tellers currently at work? I wanted those actresses to have smarter words coming out of their…

There are quite literally penises on the table in that Cabinet picture.

Because I despite Javanka even more than The Chief Cheeto, I ask this shallow question: her mouth is a different shape than it was a few months ago. I think she’s had injections or something. Maybe it helps her talk out of both sides of her mouth?

well yeah, if it’s not cold enough. Ice cubes go a long way towards making a bad wine drinkable...But don’t ever do the ice-in-wine if you’re out with a French-type person. They will wince visibly and perhaps move tables. Don’t ask me how I know.

I drink iced coffee year ‘round, even in dead winter. But a nice homemade iced tea, maybe for fancy toss in a peach slice or two, or some mint? delish. It helps to have a hammock though.

that’s an awesome question.