He never did seem to be entirely of this existence. I’d like to think that he’s returned to the higher plane he came from.

My bet is the flu stressed his heart and he had a massive MI.

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t really want to know how he died. I don’t even believe in God but I’d prefer to think he just shed his earthly body and ascended to wherever artistic geniuses go. I don’t need the gory details. Can’t we let him be mysterious and magnificent in death as he was in life?

Counter counterpoint:

If people keep sending them dildos, it’s only a matter of time before they turn those dildos into weapons like dildo nunchuks or a giant dildo bat.

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.