Repeated paper cuts, on the tip of the penis, using heavy construction paper.

Everything in this article is accurate; it actually could have been much worse (it didn’t mention our fans that were pretty MIA from ‘2003-2012. Total trainwreck this year.
I was in denial that they could fuck up a team this badly
-I was the last person on earth convinced that they were going to keep Harbaugh. Yes he…

Hey now. There are some fans of this team who don’t reside in SF and don’t cheer for all the local sports teams.

You know who had the best stories? Jeff Garcia. Holy hell. I don’t think I knew a girl who wasn’t horribly deformed in San Jose who didn’t have a Jeff Garcia story.

#DIEYORKDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cant even water a football field. WTF

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Go to any bar near San Jose State or Santa Clara U and sit next to an attractive, athletic-looking young woman. Eventually you’ll hear Colin Kapernick stories.

Santa Clara won an NBA title AND a World Series? Holy moly, who knew?

“I’m a believer in Blaine Gabbert. I am, just point blank,” Tomsula said Thursday. “We’re building a team, in terms of the on the field play and the team – Blaine Gabbert, that’s a beautiful piece.”