Yes, nothing says “I love you” like an implicit, threatening demand for reciprocity.

Its her hobby, collecting marriage licenses (and divorces) like Pokemon cards.

ever-so-slight hint of a woman who has spent 40 years wondering what her life might have been if not for her youthful indiscretion.

My mom refuses to acknowledge my dad’s past—she was 20 and he was 34 when they met, and as much as she loved my dad (30 years and a remarriage later, she kept his last name), there’s just the ever-so-slight hint of a woman who has spent 40 years wondering what her life might have been if not for her youthful…

Just to play Devil’s Advocate, but what the fuck are people supposed to do without a license? It’s not like Europe where everything is within walking distance. Nor do we have widely available public transport. I’m honestly not surprised that people drive on a suspended license. We call driving a privilege, but it’s…

He did. That was one of the few voice options I actually downloaded. May have been London Down or something like that. I remember the hazard ahead (that comes up every 39.4 seconds) being something about “clear and present danger” or similar.

We just got rid of the trampoline, sold “as is”. The swing set is next, at 3:30 PST, it’s to be picked up by someone. Once those are out of the way, I can start to cut down that tree in the back that makes a big mess everywhere.

Try sandwiches in other forms / with other starches: As a wrap in a tortilla, or flatbread instead of sliced. Or go straight lunchable - separate crackers, meats and cheese, and maybe a veggie or fruit on the side. Meats can be anything from sliced deli meats to things like tuna or chicken salad. Others have said…

Thanks, cunning linguists!

What do we want?

No, that was a joke. Deliver by a semi-stoned mid 50's etc. etc.