debilitator47
Debilitator47
debilitator47

Not to mention sticking the panels back on that fall off during installation.

The real comedy here is that I bet Musk had no idea you could do this. He moved heaven and earth to make a grade of SS steel that was cheap enough for production but also wouldn’t corrode too quickly. Turns out they could have just wrapped standard automotive steel for a fraction of the engineering/material cost, and

Well it’s hard to make the wrap stick properly if you have blood on the panel from the sharp edges. Best leave it to the pros!

I see 3-4 of these rolling chrome dumpsters every day, and after a brief period right after launch where they were untouched, 75% of them are now wrapped...typically in black.

It doesn’t look exactly the same - the actual stainless steel finish looks like shit. The finish is inconsistent between panels, and they often develop a green or brown sort of scummy patina on them. There’s a Cybertruck in my city that I see every so often and the stainless steel finish in person looks godawful. It

That’s an insult to dip shits.

$4200 to wrap a vehicle that’s all flat panels. There are ZERO complex curves or body lines to follow. This is the automotive equivalent of wrapping a boxed birthday present.

$4,200 on making it look exactly the same.

My first thought. That was probably the last straw. I wouldn’t even doubt that she’ll rat him out to Tesla if he tries to sell it, too.

I absolutely came here to say something similar.  

That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

Exactly. the article states the cybertruck is ‘nearly 8 ft wide’, but that is for the mirrors. The Cyber truck is 80" wide (as in 6 2/3 ft wide) , 95" with mirrors.

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

How can anyone justify this treatment? How can people continue to make excuses for such an objectively flawed and compromised vehicle?

Your other hand remains completely free to continue jacking off about your CyberTruck.

He obviously never drove a Ford LTD station wagon from the late 80's.  

I also never knew there was a game of chess going on about how easy it is to turn one’s car.

“Cybertruck makes a U Turn using only my pinky. Check mate.”

Is anyone else a bit suspicious of someone buying a Cybertruck on an O-3's salary?