IANAD, but it was my distinct understanding that drowning and strangulation are two of the most difficult, involved ways of killing another human being, precisely because you’re fighting another human’s strongest autonomic nervous system response: to inhale and exhale. If they pass out, and you let them out of the…

I have a child who is 3. People have already made strange comments. In related news, I haven’t been arrested or hospitalized yet so the meds are working. 

They like to pretend those attributes make you look grown so they don’t have to admit to being pedophiles.

Ugh. I have two daughters and you would not believe the fucked up shit I hear (well, you probably would believe it actually).

Amen. “Underage women” is one of those phrases that, if you went through a halfway decent journalism program, gets beaten out of you by a curmudgeonly editing professor wielding the AP Stylebook.