He may have been closer to 4, or just turned 4. But yeah it’s a real drawing he really did (I saved it because... you don’t throw away your child’s first ‘Smiling Corpses’ picture). I swear I didn’t draw the picture myself for the story, although if I did that’d certainly be commitment

Oh yeah I’m more amused than scared. Even now my kids do/say some creepy shit lol

A few years ago, my then-3 year old had a fever which I was treating with baby Tylenol. I gave him his dose before bed, got distracted and walked into his room to see him holding the medicine bottle in one hand and the dropper in the other saying “I give myself a medicine!!”