Not the wurst I’ve heard, but none are weiners either.

I’m surprised - usually one mustard not expect these things for them to happen! Onion under very lucky circumstances...

To be frank I was waiting for someone to ketchup and respond with buns.

And yet, you probably got what you asked for. That’s something to relish.

I’ve been eating at the same hot dog vendor for 5 years, and every time I order I say “make me one with everything” and nothing magical happens.

In other news: Zodiac signs and Chinese Fortune Cookies are not to be believed either.