It wasn’t him.

Don’t forget about knives. I have knives hidden around the house just in case. I live in a crappy neighborhood and have a lot of expensive tech though.

Don’t forget to heat up that doorknob!

The trick is buy them in November.

I have a six foot tall mummy in the living room that has been effective.

These companies are clearly in the pockets of Big Not Wanting to Die!

he made a whole damn album with St Vincent. jesus christ outrage culture oh shit im turning alt-right someone help

“I need to pay a particular set of bills...”

“Anyone who says a bunch of vile shit and tries to play it off as satire or shitposting can go straight to hell.”