“Total piece of shit being to be challenged in GOP primary by slightly lesser piece of shit.”

I can take you to any big city and show you plenty of people who have it worse than 3rd world countries.

Your analogy doesn’t work. 

Complete with skateboard.

You’ve got a brand new account so you’re probably a troll, but damned if “all seashells are 65 millions years old” isn’t the most hilariously wrong thing I’ve heard in days.

My cousins live in Highland Park, IL.

I’d be pretty sad about it.

FYI, most of us don’t appreciate being called “firecrackers,” “fiery,” or anything of that ilk. I’m actually a pretty mellow person, who also appreciates when people like me for more than just a hair color fetish.

I know you’re being piled on right now, but listen to what we’re saying. Even if you’re not meaning anything harmful by it, even if you’re talking about celebrities with very public lives, it’s really not good to make a habit of deadnaming transgender people. I know it’s no fun when it seems like people are policing…

I just really wasn’t a “Bruce” fan on the Kardashian show. If anyone was going trans, I figured it would be that goofball Lamar Odom.

Women these days just can’t take a compliment!

What I’m hearing is “People vote according to the one thing that primarily affects their life or belief system, but not me, I’m liking a candidate based on her ability to successfully portray herself as having stances on a wide variety of issues that directly contradict her voting record even though there’s another…

His family coached him into a lucrative life of victimhood. It was well executed and an intelligent plan that played on fear. There is legitimate Islamaphobia going on, but sending your kid to school with something any rational person would realize is supposed to provoke a negative reaction makes it harder for those…

I personally think we should just hire lions to be police officers.

I will actually +1 both of these. At the very least, postal banking and a direct line of supervision by the Justice Department.

his hair qualify as a squerl

Okay but I literally saw this EXACT comment on a Jezzie article a few months ago. And, I’m not 100%, but I’m pretty sure it’s the exact same commentor. That’s just lazy trolling, that is.

lmfao... nice troll!

omg you guys I’m sorry I had to ungrey this person just because I cannot stop laughing at this comment

Dammit Tomato.