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Bagels should only be sliced like bread if you’re going to make bagel chips.

All three are true, except they also have autonomy to operate outside any kind of state or local board of education, meaning they can:

I actually HATE the button.

I had a cadillac that would simply unlock when you pulled the door handle, and automatically lock when you walk away.

Then I got a BMW and my biggest irritation was that you had to hit a button to luck and unlock... So it went from “Open the door and get in, then close the door and walk away”

This is terrible, and only serves to show that the impacts of these kinds of events reach far more people than those physically harmed in the original attacks. We need more support from those suffering far longer than what people think.

The dumbness of our world is building to a moment when I witness someone angrily holding their phone against the door handle of an open convertible.

i like to call that half the “lets fuck over poor school districts even more while juking the stats to make it look like our draconian horseshit programs are successful division”

The single best advance in my automotive life (25+ years) is not needing to fumble to get keys out of my pocket in the middle of winter with gloves on, etc. That I could just walk up to the car and unlock it by pulling on the handle is glorious.

My younger sister has Down’s Syndrome, she’s not even 30 yet and she’s already had both hips replaced due to her condition; walking is painful and exercise in general is something she loathes. One of the only ways to motivate her to exercise is to tell her she’s “training” for the Special Olympics; then she’ll eagerly

I do not understand how it’s possible to draw a pair of dice—something practically every living person on earth has seen, held, and could describe in perfect detail—that badly. I’m an awful, awful artist, and I could draw dice better left-handed, blackout drunk, on a crashing subway. This is the GOAT of bad dice

there is actually Special Olympics golf, and I assure you those golfers could fucking bury Donald Trump if he were actually forced to play 18 honest holes

Hey, can you move my car before I get a ticket? Sure, here take my phone. Oh wait, you could download the app. Hold on I have to authorize you. No wait, you have to make a user name. Okay, and a password. It will text you to authorize. Oh it’s nT downloaded yet? Ok. No the password needs to be 8 characters and and

Number 1 rule of roadsters: don’t lock it. If the top is up, a thief will simply cut through the top, costing you more than if the car were unlocked.

Lol yes, that’s what’s stopping you from getting a new car. Smartphone keys.

You must be confusing Republican Jesus with the regular Jesus...

Several people have already responded much more succinctly than I’m going to, but I have first-hand experience as a former employee. Plus, I’m not sure if that was an honest question or internet snark.

Um. You don’t get out much, do you?

What exactly do you think the Special Olympics does?

It’s not a single event, it’s a global charity that works with millions of athletes in over 150 countries. They put on over 100,000 competitions each year. The average cost of the summer olympic games is $5.2 billion, you tell me who is using the money better. Also, it’s a non-profit so you are free to look up their

‘Department of Education would like to cut $7 billion—that is, roughly 10 percent of the department’s total budget—in spending on education. DeVos also proposed spending an additional $60 million on charter schools’

They should give DeVos good seats for the Javelin throw. Like really, really good seats.