Me too. You’d be amazed at how many freebies you walk away with when you act this way. Like bitch got her $32 salad, but I probably get more free shit than her just by being nice. 

Cussed me out and whatever and managers just gave her a free salad.

Absolutely it does! I get my bill back from ER stays, and it’s literally in the tens of thousands of dollars, which insurance then has to pay. Like, y’all motherfuckers could have saved SO MUCH MONEY by just helping me out in covering my visits, but noOOooo000OOOo

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

I’ve got maybe 25 photos on Instagram? I’m seriously tempted to shoot for this.

So if you win you’re essentially getting to fly nonrev for a year. Which means that if you want to catch a flight, you’ll want to pick off-season dates to the destinations for the best chance of empty seats. You’ll also need to pick early flights so that if you don’t make the first one to the destination, you can try…

It always struck me as odd as hell that basketball has no barriers between players and fans. No other major sport just lets you (for $10,000) sit 12" from the actual sport taking place with nothing between you and the athlete.

Saying they’re being paid to astroturf seems super lazy and disingenuous. The warped humor probably comes from frustration with preventable disease outbreaks related to the antivaccine campaign. You don’t have to pay people to have strong feelings against antivaxxers.

A doctor, a nurse, and a Texas lawmaker walk into a bar.

This is not about understanding the basic concept or just being incredibly stupid.

Yeah, Ivanka, I’m sure the people working second jobs on top of their first jobs would just be appalled to take the gift of extra time. They’d probably do all kinds of self destructive things like take care of their kids, look after their health, and pursue creative interests. 

so wall mart is in such financial problems that they can not afford one greeter at each store. so much for giving back to the community.

I agree with you. IIRC, it supposedly related to her celiac disease & the long hours demanded on the set of Blue Bloods.

They started removing jobs like that at my local walmart about 2 years ago. They basically took the greeter job and made it so somebody with physical disabilities couldn’t do it. We lost about 4 or 5 people at the store for this. I felt bad, ive never seen a guy lose his livelihood like that. The sad thing is in true…

Like, they really think that all the lazy socialists and brown people are going to kick back and relax on their milk crate furniture, chillax with their 12 roommates and high-five each other over their generic ramen and lead-water because now, with a universal basic income of like 10 grand a year or whatever, nobody…

Never forget that she proudly tell this story of explioting her servants and thinks it’s about being good at business:

She’s always been near the top of my “why hasn’t she happened?” list. I know we hate Crash but she gave as good as she got in her scenes with Don Cheadle. 

I always thought Jennifer Esposito was (is) exceptionally beautiful. This is all I really have to add to this dirt bag. 

OK, rat with ideas above its station then.

Uh, she tried to steal the house. She claimed it was hers. Little was stolen because there was no where else to take it.