See, I make spreadsheets for EVERYTHING, it would be weird if I didn’t make one for my wedding.

I’ll happily take a credit. There is another bag I’ve been eyeing for a while so I”d use it to get that one.

Coach will attempt to repair your item, if they can’t they send it back with a 40% off coupon (well, it’s really a letter, you bring it to the store or call them to get a new bag)

I have a bag from LL Bean that I bought about 10 years ago, and never used. The packing slip is still in the bag. Can I just walk into a store and return it? Will they give me what I paid?

Just make sure this is legal in your area!

Almost makes you want to use real poop :p

Pregnancy tests—I know the joke is that if you have to get those from the dollar store, you probably shouldn’t have a kid, but if you’re actively working on getting pregnant, it’s unnecessarily expensive to buy them from the drug store or even Wal Mart. You have to pee in a cup rather than on a stick, but they work…

I always thought the delay was on top of the normal time it would take at a given time?

#4 has pockets, though.

Last episode I thought ‘That’s a terrible lace front’ when she came on screen.

Where?! I lived here all my life and never seen one.

I don’t understand why people just don’t eat half the bagel. The filling is the best part.

I honestly thought it was spelled ‘jip’ for the vast majority of my life.

JUst because i work for a financial services firm doesn’t mean I can tell you what to do with your stocks.

1) I’m not tenured faculty, so no I don’t get paid anywhere near as much as you apparently think I do.

If you returned something to me unwashed, I’d make a mental note to never lend you anything again.

Yep!

I’ve never had something I’ve lent out come back unwashed. I usually end up washing them again since I don’t like the smell of detergent/ fabric softener.

I am confused as well. People are saying stuff like “I’d rather spend money on a house”. Um, you can do that and get married too. If you can’t afford to get married and buy a house you probably shouldn't be buying a house or really anything at all.

Ha, yep, or their parents contributed a huge amount (either directly to the wedding, or have given money elsewhere so the couple has more to spend on the wedding). Or they have friends in the catering business or are using someone’s large backyard. Hell, I don’t even have a ready made officiant anymore—my aunt would…