The most horrifying thing I have heard all summer is Trump saying “Fuck.” He’s really ‘bringing nasty back’.

What’s with the baby-blue shirts? Were they afraid that a red-garbed mob would look like a drop of blood from a 1000 feet?

Lying Lindsey should have a giant question mark on his head.

Speaking of Trump’s health... the President is slotted to do a health check live Friday night during Tucker Carlson’s White Nationalism Power Hour show on Fox News.

Any city where he tries to hold a rally should refuse to provide whatever police support and whatever other else they’d normally provide when the president comes to town on the grounds that he and his his whole entourage are a public health hazard. I don’t think they can actually keep him from coming to town but they…

Oh my God. What’s the only thing worse than hearing either Trump or Limbaugh talk separately? This. I’d say anyone who listened should get a medal, but anyone who listened is probably a maskless racist sexist piece of garbage, just like these two. 

The only other way to frame Trumps Regeneron and live physical is WWE style. That’s what this shit show is now; a fake, reality TV program.  It’s hard to believe I’m actually living this fucked up timeline....

I feel like the third option is that they knew he had COVID before last Thursday and that he’s actually been sick a lot longer. If he tests negative now, it’s super suspicious because that means they were lying about the timeline this whole time.

Not to mention “but her Emails.”

The people who keep blaming China for this virus are concerned that other people are too backwards focused. 

The only possible reasons to lie about this now is that he knowingly went out infecting other people after a positive test, or he was barely being tested at all (which means they’ve been lying about that too).

They keep trotting out that “you’re stuck on the past” nonsense, as if we shouldn’t care about what they’ve done, only what’s going to do.

Same. Every time I open my browser, it’s really just to check and see if Trump has collapsed or has had a heart attack or stroke yet. Everything else just feels like disappointing filler while I’m waiting.

Seriously, this is weird. They lie about literally EVERY single thing, why not just say he tested negative last Wednesday, and then the next test on Friday (late Thursday actually) was positive? They have to be afraid that someone who knows that info will snitch on them.

“We have eyeballs.”

He was a devout Catholic so I should have assumed he didn’t have proper sex Ed. :)

“Claim the Jesus about it” is a great turn of phrase for describing someone hypocritically hiding behind a religious facade.

I wonder if she isn’t getting some help from her co-parent(s) too, even if they’re not in a formal romantic relationship. If the father really is BJ Novak (I love them together, I hope it’s him) then having babies with your best friend seems like a really great way to share the load a bit.

Right? I have a toddler and I’m pregnant again and often I’m gripping the edge of my couch until my husband can come home.

“she’s just leaning into the litigious nature of our culture and seeing if she can shake a famous down for some petty cash”