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I should have known my reference was too obscure. Check this track out it is one of the first time I heard a beat use samples of a Mario game (that I can remember, personally):

Great news; your efforts just made a lot of people’s jobs easier. Thank you, Jason!

“Don’t let the daaaaaays goooo by.... ...Hulkerine.”

There’s an alternate timeline out there where this is one of the best games of the 90s.

I haven’t seen Batman V Superman because...well, for all the obvious reasons. So that is actually the first time I’ve seen that scene.

So you’re saying there will be hell to pay?

Has anyone pointed out that, if we’re going by numbered games that this should be Double Dragon VI?

Too long have we suffered under the HD elite. Rise up, Brothers and Sisters! Our time has finally come!

I’ve been saying for months that Trump is literally a comic book villain.

I still remember being blown away by the weezer music video that was on the windows 95 CD.

Cargo pants! Shut up, I’m a 44 year old computer engineer dad. I have a license.

(credit, /r/NintendoSwitch)

First of all, quick semantic issue: reporters are not leakers. Reporters report on leaked information.

Nah, the Watcher’s gotta be Stan Lee.

As far I remember, these are Xbox/PC exclusives for 2017:

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

If Nintendo gave this thing an SD/proprietary card slot and re-released mini cartridges with tiny artwork from the get-go, they’d be making a killing on it.

Am I the only one hoping for a non-Star Wars animation from Lucasfilm? Give me a Monkey Island TV series.

Fuck you 2016!