I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

Certainly:

Buffalo^8

How much money did this guy lose by not signing with a major brand like Nike or Adidas? His Dad may have helped get him to the NBA but he really screwed him with this whole Big Baller Brand fiasco.

Sell Out Sells Out to Sell Out His Selling Out

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

I didn’t start listening to Car Talk until I was in college and had a $500 car that I could barely afford to keep running, so I had to learn how to do it myself. Years later, I was a consultant and landed in Boston on the day that Tom passed. I remember listening to NPR and seeing the info boards over the Mass Pike…

More like Jalen Helps am i right folks

I never really “got” Car Talk as a kid, much to the surprise of the adults in my life. I was a little car nut from Massachusetts, after all. And my dad loved it. But this story closes a lot of loops for me.

What dipshit thought that DAZN is a good name for something NBDY is interested in? 

Great. I thought we’d make it through the comments without a lame pun, but here it is, appendixed on the very end.

I’d probably put them up around 4 and shift everything else down. Wait, no, dolphins are rapists so slot them in at 10. Because fuck Pats fans.

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

Flores is getting paid $5 million-ish to oversee this trainwreck, so I feel less bad for him. And unless he lights the training facility on fire, he’ll likely get another chance to be a head coach after he gets dumped by the Fins. Plus there was the weird Jay-Z trolling he did of Stills, which came off as pretty lame.

I feel bad for the guy. The GM is the one making these trades. They’re collecting a lot of picks for these trades but we all know that means this season is a wash. Not that anyone should expect the Dolphins to make good decisions with those draft picks. I mean, we’ve all seen them play over the last twenty some-odd yea…

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne.