Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

Which dick are you looking at? This streaker dude has all kinds of turtleneck.

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

Does he have a side specialty in Chapter 7 law?

This reply is burfict.

FIFY

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

Oooooh, a different flavor of whatabout. Almost refreshing.

Opiates, my dear, have a useful, legal, life-saving purpose at their heart.  It’s the perversities of income inequality and chronic underemployment and overprescribing since it’s cheaper than physical therapy or rehab that has turned them into  scourge.  Two different animals.

Fuck right off with this nonsense. 

Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout.

Don’t “both sides” this shit. One of the two parties is actively obstructing anything resembling progress on these issues.

Yeah, but we can elect Joe Biden and he’ll be able to work with these people because [soul explodes as I crumple into a bloody heap]

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

That contract is going to age like a fine Franzia.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

If you haven’t listened to Le Batard’s interview with Marc, the son who lost all of his mobility to football and inspired his father to take action, from earlier today, it’s worth a listen.

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.