I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

Urban Meyer’s football program was a super villain origin story.

Victim killed in her home on Valentine’s Day; husband arrested twice for domestic violence. How did it take 3 years to solve?

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

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This is exactly what I would say about this series if I could write like Ray Ratto.

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

literally half of colorado is in the plains.  The mountains start 10 miles west of Denver.  Everything to the east is the great plains.  It’s basically Kansas east of Denver. 

Problem is, I’ve talked to a lot of Blizzard people over the past few months and one of the things I’ve heard quite a bit is that Activision doesn’t see any money in real-time strategy games. :(

I have no idea whether the cancelation is good news or bad news, but it bums me out as a StarCraft fan - what this means is that AFAIK there’s nothing StarCraft-related in development right now. Hopefully the Warcraft 3 remake sells gangbusters and convinces Blizzard that RTS games are worth supporting again.

On the plus side, the Rockets and Cavs have won a ton of hypothetical championships over the past five years and that’s really the most important thing. 

Herb alert:
I always wanted the Warriors to win but I super hope they win like this. Every championship they have is hindered by some dipshit being like, “Well if only Chris Paul/Kawhi Leonard/Kyrie Irving/Etc. were healthy...” Which is fucking dumb but whatever. I’m sure if the Warriors win this series with nothing…

Just means Steph’s gotta be more shellfish and take 30 shots.

I feel like we need to talk more about how the NYPD has a bee unit.  (I’m not criticizing them for it; I just find it very interesting.)

...that expansion came from the moon!

Stood there motionless like his hands were nailed to that bat.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

I didn’t go to the game. You didn’t go to the game.