Always kick em in the groin as soon as possible.

I need more than one hand to count the amount of times. I encourage everyone to reconsider moving to New York City.

This is my dream, to be strong enough to fight off rapists and harassers. Life would be far less terrifying for women if we could do that.

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

Beating elicits beating.

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

It’s like a preliminary injunction for folks seeking asylum that you see in the news. You can have an initial ruling based on the likelihood of the merits, and then a complete reversal on the merits, while preserving the status quo or even changing it. The judge basically said I’m waiting until we get a full hearing…

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

Haven’t watched, won’t watch, this comment made me queasy.
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I usually wait until others have commented on it and I thank all of you have watched it so I can safely say, “No thanks, I’m good.”

I’ve learned that there’s a wide disparity in the meaning of the words “graphic video.”  For anyone who hasn’t watched yet, this is towards the “I can’t eat lunch now” end of the spectrum.  How awful.  

In the psuedo-professional football system, Manziel based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Somewhere, Vince McMahon smiles and says “one more piece of competition out of the way” as he drives his personal fortune off a cliff

last season’s rookie of the year runner-up...

The best way would probably be “last year’s ROY runner up,” which is boring but also correct

2018 ROTY runner-up. Done.

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

Nitpick: “defending rookie of the year runner-up” - not sure someone defends a 2nd place finish, especially for a ROY contest they will never be a part of again.

The best kind of PotG: Owning racist shitlords by outsmarting them.