This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

If you’re going to skip something, skip Iron Man 2 and Thor 2.  Ant-Man and Ant-Man & The Wasp are fun heist movies in the MCU world that don’t rely on the MCU to function. 

Amen. Michael Peña is a gift! 

People will tell you which ones you can skip (coughAnt-Mancough),

As a heat fan, go ahead and shut this season down. I have not stopped walking laps around the couch and will not until approximately 4 am PST.

That was bananas [boat].

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

Wow. A player effectively banned from playing his sport in an entire country?! He must have REALLY disrespected their national anthem. 

You’d think disposal would be more complicated when dealing with anything involving the CFL.

It happened in Montreal so...something with strippers? Smoking strippers? Smoking strippers making a big deal about sub-par bagels and ok deli meat? Fin du Monde?

the league forced the Alouettes to cut him, then banned him from the entire CFL

It’s early yet...

Only thing missing here is a gator and some type of illicit drug.

You say this happened in Florida?

Here’s a fun fact: This massage parlor is essentially across the street from Harbourside.

Ad server algorithm dropped a Gillette razor commercial in the middle of this article. NICE.

EA: *Lays off 150 more people*

Literally gambling, but with out any regulation, restriction, oversight, or anything that gambling deals with.

Plastic after hard use = Landfill

Plastic after hard use = Landfill