U R the heaviest 911

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

DeMuro’s Hummer - cleaner than a new TDI.

Are those Hornets mockups?.

Dam Germans, invading every golf course this side of Normandy

Firehoses generally work pretty well at breaking up crowds of hippies. Throw in some soap and they can get their yearly bath too.

I’ll just leave this right here.

I smell a Communist......

that's Col. Kadaffyduck at the controls

This Ship Lets You See All The Jalopnik On The Internet.

Ten Jalopnik Writers Nobody Expected.

Please Redneck

Two in the pink and one in the clink.

First, the title - Increases in Radon Concentration shown to track fracking activity....IN PA, where Radon is also high.

The first thing a zombie apocalypse vehicle needs to be is reliable. This automatically takes Range Rover out of the running.

I see it entirely differently. I think it looks substantially more purposeful than the outgoing design. It maintained 90% of the sexy, clean lines, and did away with 10% of the "fat" like those side-blades and droopy headlight scallops. While I realize that many people felt the side blades were their favorite part of…