pugs?

Aaa hellgate... A game that had so much promise but was fucked up by too early launch and no support to fix all the pugs it had

You might have to try her a few times, since she muted the ringer and left it on vibrate.

A rather embarassing misunderstanding of what the verb “getting screwed” entails...

I must be a lousy hostess, because I’d hire a clown before I’d resort to the chair leg.

I don’t know if I would have time to hit the “entertaining guests by inserting the wooden leg of chair into his rectum party” when I have to stop by the “fisting party”. Both sound like fun.