Boffo Bo directed this? Huh.

Didn’t we already get this in Another Period?

Wikipedia identifies Balbinus as a patrician though. Also Gordian III as nephew to Gordian II, not son. I like these articles, but this one seems a tad shoddy, which is a bit of a shame...

Patricians were the nobility of Rome, there wasn’t a separate nobility from them. I don’t know what the public’s issues with Pupienus and Balbinus were, but it wouldn’t’ve been that...

“Ponda Baba”

All That Jizz

Lana lectures Archer on how bearer bonds work in the Monaco Grand Prix episode.

A burger is not grilled meat, it is grilled meat in a sandwich form. The meat on a plate is not a burger, it’s a patty. If you call that a burger on its own you are wrong. If you order a burger and are given just a patty, you are within your rights to get upset because that’s not what you ordered.

I guess not everybody watches Archer. There are multiple episodes involving bearer bonds as a plot point, with at least one explaining exactly how they work.

Now that Cracked is apparently imploding, the world needs a place for articles like this.

Aw, I really like Kamakiriad...

To be fair, I think Scott Pilgrim was the part Michael Cera was born to play. A neurotic 20-something Canadian bass player, just at the peak of Cera’s movie career. Too perfect...

Let it get to me? I’m just gonna creep

Alan Rickman's protege does, but Colantoni survives being tortured…

He can be two things…

Because you signed off on the proofs.

Do watch Lucky Number Slevin though. It's criminally underrated…

It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!

It's his brand now, dog!

Not a princess, she's the goddamn queen.