Hooray, incisive reporting!

The starting point isn't exactly G rated, but Morel Orel has kinda that feel as is goes on…

I was quite relieved watching that clip to discover that the number was actually about trying to hail a cab. I thought Nathan Lane was just being kinda racist at first…

Everybody loved Highlander 2, right?

Aw, this left out the best bit of the bit (unless you watch embedded videos until the very tail end): introducing "Two-time Academy Award winner Ben Affleck and guest"

I absolutely could not get past the Green Lantern ring imprint bit. Green Lantern isn't The Phantom. A Green Lantern ring is one of the most powerful weapons in the universe, capable of creating constructs that could literally destroy worlds. You don't use it to punch a henchman in the face. At minimum you use it to…

What about when he got racist about interracial dating, declaring Nick's marriage to be ok because his wife was only half asian?

Half-circumcised is when they cut some foreskin off but there's still enough left to qualify as a foreskin. Something like half the head uncovered when flaccid.

How to make an article out of a dumb break room argument and get people to actually read it…

If I remember correctly, Stallone unsuccessfully attempted to have his name put on the novel that Cobra was based on, which was not a novelization.

No no no! Too many flies
Too many flies

Maine Lobster: the giant insect that contains within its carapace the taste of purest silk

Daryl's office is built in that far corner, replacing the desk cluster Creed shared with Ryan early on. Creed moved to the cluster with Meredith (which had a spare desk) and Ryan ended up in the annex with Kelly at some point.

This was Lady Gaga doing a Super Bowl halftime show. There was not one moment that could be described as "over the top." Where was even an eighth of the Madonna one from back in the day. You're god damned right it was underwhelming…

Something something Zootopia…

But where will we discuss whether or not something is chocolate cake at absurd length now?

He got that diaper money. He got that wife pussy. He got that grave plot. He's a grown-ass man.

Since you're otherwise in artist mode, it's Mungo Jerry

And the cover advertises an article on the word "Ka-Winky-Dink"

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