I only watch the first 5 minutes or so an episode, but they were just so damn coy about it.

Yeah, without the Talking Dead shit, I think it wouldn't've been nearly as bad.

Tales From Mos Eisley Cantina, despite its name, definitely refers to it as Chalmun's. I don't believe Chalmun ever actually appears in any of the stories, but I'm pretty sure he's a wookie. I'm pretty sure that book's not canonical anymore though, which is a shame, as it's pretty good…

I remember really liking the Lost in Space movie, but then again I was a very stupid kid.

Who am I, John Mulaney?

I'm pretty sure it's in there too.

That makes me a sad panda :(

This is the AV Club, man. You think we read it for the articles?

Not you Zaxon, you're one of the good ones…

It's the number one killer of domestic cats.

You can if she can hold on…

I did that scene as a monologue in high school. It killed.

So two or three times an episode?

The two short stories telling the story of Labria AKA Kardue'sai'Malloc, the butcher of Montellian Serrat, are together one of the best things I've ever read. That's the devil guy smirking in the cantina for half a second, for the record…

Not Jackson. The others shine through, but Lucas pulls out Jackson's worst performance ever.

God, hearing Posehn talk about the prequels always me wanna punch him in the goddamn throat. At least Oswalt's prequel bits are kinda funny…

The A.V.Club

I think that's why my mother still attends all the local highschool theatre productions a decade after I stopped being in them…

The sad thing about Ted Cruz is that his positions are awful, but he's far and away the candidate most likely to secretly be a commenter here…

Also the female lead in Hitman right before that. And Wikipedia says she's the wife in Oblivion, but that one I haven't seen…