Tony Curtis has been dead for almost five years now.

John Mulaney managed a pretty solid one…

He does an amazing job as Bea Arthur on Family Guy.

Patton Oswalt had a bit about having to throw away a pretty good Hot Pockets bit…

I'm just bummed that manager didn't turn out to be Peter MacNicol like I thought he was…

That hypothetical kid sounds kinda like me actually. Spoiler alert: Half the people he meets will think he's asian for some reason.

Then the other one comes out after being declared the winner.

Can it be a thing? Pycelle's chest says it can!

Old news, but it'd be cool if they did it…

Did his A&R man say he didn't hear a single?

They're not porn comics, they're just sex-comedies with occasional tits…

Seems being the operative word. Soon his time will come…..

Call me when they're selling Löbrau…

It's just brown and water…

You discreetly correct your Music Appreciation professor after class, because you don't want to make a scene.

In Ultimatum, Hank eats The Blob while giant, because The Blob had killed and eaten Janet…

What did he maybe do?

Actually, the Les Mis one looks pretty alright…

Something something Mardy Bum.

The Spirit Movie? It's stupid and insane, but fairly mild on the misogyny front…