The AV Club could use an international airport…

I'm just looking forward to watching that dick with the mana gun get hit by a truck in HD.

Well I did run into a sex positions coloring book not long ago….

Aw, Chester A. Arthur fall down…

Ok, this new spam development is scary…

As I recall, he was called out particularly for overusing reaction shots of awe. I mean we get it, shit is awe-inspiring. You don't rally need to linger on your cast being all slack-jawed to get that bit across…

Seriously? The periods of Aladdin and Hercules are something like 2000 years apart…

But dammit if she didn't steeldrum her heart out trying…

With some Lemongrab mixed in, I think…

I loved this episode, but the ending tag was such a bummer. Such a brilliant bummer, but such a bummer.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'd be so satisfied if it turned out R + L != J and Jon Snow is just Ned's unimportant bastard…

I propose we oust this Keen hater, and also that Keen314 smells good and is pretty.

Seriously? Well, fuck this movie then.

You have Arthritis?

The man seems to wear exclusively 4XL hockey jerseys with his face on them. I have to believe they're custom. Honestly, how much demand can there be for that?

I kinda remember this being a thing when it came out, but I was really little. It seemed like such a big deal at the time, but this may be the first time I've heard anyone mention it since…

Then the other one comes out after being declared the winner!

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!

Was I the only one who wanted to see the Shoemaker and Elves come back with poll results? I was genuinely disappointed when that didn't happen by the end…

I'm honestly not very surprised. Beauty and the Beast's animation is markedly worse than the other '90s Disney movies. Lots of wonky offmodel moments. If anything recent was gonna trace, I'd imagine it was that one.