The one Kickstarter I can get behind. 

It’s a facet of Bethesda games that went from “almost charming” in single-player games to “WTF?!” in a multi-player, online, ongoingly-monetized game. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say this outcome was predictable. 

Impossible, you say? You’ve obviously never driven down I-44 through Missouri:

These aren’t that bad. The real worst billboards are the “Where are you going?” billboards with all the flames on them. Those drive me up the wall. If you want to convert people, telling them the equivalent of “Hey! Guess what! You’re going to HELL!!!!” is about the worst possible way to do it. News flash: If you use…

There’s a metaphor in here somewhere

You do realize early video games were text-based, right? They played out like a choose-your-own-adventure story. So yes, this can be considered a video game; from the description in the  article, they’ve just used a newer, more familiar interface for their audience to replicate an old style.

You’re a dipshit. I hope you choke to death and your son gets to live with someone that won’t teach them hate.

“gAmEs ShOuLd Be TaKeN sErIoUsLy As ArT!”

*someone makes a game that isn’t what this jabroni wants to play*

“NOT LIKE THAT!”

You pathetic feeble-minded hateful hick. 

Making decisions is gameplay, you tedious cretin. And I don’t have the patience to correct your kneejerk dumbshittery regarding other countries you couldn’t find on a map if your life depended on it. 

Right. Can it even be called a game if you never murder somebody in cold blood? 

why are you so mad though

This sounds like a game that is going to tear my heart in half, which I really can’t take right now.

Jesus. They just buy whole heartedly into whatever diarrhea spews from Trump’s mouth in a way I have never seen with any politician before. It’s incredible. I wish I had that kind of sway at the bank.

Interactions like these always carry me to some deep lows.

far because you’ve never left your flyover town

 Thoughts and prayers. 

This is generally true of all conservative policy. The states most harmed by conservatives are the places where conservatives have the most power.

It doesn’t matter if his actions and omissions disproportionally have a negative effect on the people that voted on him, so long as those voters believe him when he points the finger at others. 

Of course. IMO it’s almost downright comical how Trumpies still believe the gassy orange goober “cares” about them, their lives or their plight. He wouldn’t stop to urinate on a Trump voter if one was on fire right in front of him. He doesn’t care who his “gimme gimme gimme” tantrum hurts, he just wants his scam…