If Mother Nature saw fit to put a big red “X” on it, don’t fuck with it. Period.

Yep, this article make me feel exactly 0% better about coming into contact with (or view of) a black widow, for this exact reason. I’m never afraid the spiders I see will bite me, mostly because my response is usually one of hellfire shock and awe so blatantly excessive as to cause neighbors to question my sanity. So…

Kill ‘em all and let Spider-God sort ‘em out.

Nice try Black Widow that learned to type and blog. “Patrick,” indeed.