IT’S A GOOD THING I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE CALORIE COUNT, THEN.

FAT FREE IS USELESS. FAT IS NOT BAD FOR YOU, GENERALLY SPEAKING.

CORRECT. IF YOU CANNOT CONTROL YOUR IMPULSES BECAUSE OF TBI, THEN HOW IS A CONTRACT GOING TO HELP? THE IMPULSES ARE NOT MAGICALLY GOING TO GO AWAY BECAUSE OF THAT PIECE OF PAPER.

I’M NOT SHOUTING. WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THAT?

UKLA! ARIEL! WE RIDE!

SOME DAY I WILL BE CALLED UPON TO SEE MR NELSON IN A PROFESSIONAL CAPACITY. I DO NOT LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

I CANNOT BUT THINK THIS SAYS MORE ABOUT YOUR STUDENTS THAN CARLIN.

NO.

I DID NOT CARE FOR THAT ONE, BUT THE “FOOTLOOSE” CLIP WAS DEEPLY AMUSING.

MY PROBLEM WITH THE SCENE WAS THAT I HAD NO IDEA AT THE TIME (AND STILL DON’T) EXACTLY HOW MUCH DAMAGE HOLDO’S MOVE DID. WRECK THE FIRST ORDER FLAGSHIP? MORE THAN ONE? OBVIOUSLY THERE WERE PLENTY OF SURVIVORS.

IT’S ABOUT TIME HE FIGURED IT OUT. I PICKED UP HIS CAREER AGES AGO.

2 ICE 2 CUBE

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING INTERVIEW.

IT IS NOT UNFAIR TO CONSIDER HIS COMMENTS IN THE LIGHT OF HIS CHECKERED PAST. I ALSO THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER THING TO SIMPLY SAY HE WAS SHOCKED THAT IT HAD HAPPENED, AND PRAISE DUZKHU, LEAVING OUT THE HINTS OF MACHO. EVEN BETTER MIGHT HAVE BEEN TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS HISTORY AS HE SUPPORTED HER.

YES. HE WAS EVEN GOOD IN IT, AS STRANGE AS THAT SOUNDS.

WOODY ALLEN’S DAUGHTER? SERIOUSLY?

THIS IS NOT REALLY A PROBLEM FOR ME.

WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS HEADLINE I THOUGHT IT SAID “JOHN RITTER”. I WAS ABOUT TO GO AND CHECK MY BOOKS.

PART OF THE JOKE, WHICH IS NOT DISCUSSED HERE, IS THAT NANNI IS A WRITER FOR SB NATION, AND DISHES ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON THE HUMOROUS “SHUTDOWN FULLCAST” PODCAST. HE IS QUITE SELF-AWARE. THE LUDICROUSNESS OF THIS QUEST IS PART OF THE FUN.

PERHAPS IF YOU HAVE BEEN STRONGLY ASSOCIATED WITH TRYING TO LITERALLY KNEECAP A RIVAL, IT IS ALTOGETHER APPROPRIATE THAT YOUR ACTUAL TALENT GETS PUSHED ASIDE.