SHORT, YES. BUT HARDING WAS NOT “HOMELY.” SHE WAS IN FACT, FAIRLY CUTE.

I PICKED UP SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS WHO WERE WATCHING HIS SHOWS OR LISTENING TO HIS ALBUMS THAT IT WAS A SHOCK TO SEE THAT THIS TIME IT WAS ACTUALLY HIM.

DO NOT SPEAK EVIL OF GOSPEL MUSIC.

JUDGE OR ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.

I AM SORRY TO BE SO LATE WEIGHING IN. I REALLY REALLY NEEDED TO CLEAN MY SCYTHE.

I’LL ADMIT IT WAS AN EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE AT FIRST, BUT I AM AMAZED THAT SO MANY OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT THIS PERSON IS TROLLING YOU.

OF COURSE HE IS. HE’S AN OGRE.

I DO NOT GENERALLY EAT, BUT...

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE SOMEONE COMPLAINING ABOUT A LONG SENTENCE AT THE AV CLUB.

THANOS IS VERY DISTURBED INDIVIDUAL. OR WAS, I DO NOT READ THE COMICS ANYMORE. HE HAS PROBABLY CHANGED BACK AND FORTH A FEW TIMES.

DUDE IS TRYING TO COPY MY LOOK. HIM AND GHOST RIDER. I TOLD HIM THAT THE FLAMES WERE JUST OVER THE TOP, BUT HE DIDN’T LISTEN.

ALMOST THE ONLY ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE NOT ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT/HARASSMENT, AND IT IS ABOUT A DEATH. WELL, ONE TAKES WHAT ONE CAN GET.

AS THE NUMBER OF ACCUSATIONS GO UP, SO DOES THE PROBABILITY OF ONE BEING FALSE. IT IS COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE AND VIRTUALLY UNAVOIDABLE.

STEVEN SEGAL? I AM UNSURPRISED. CAN YOU SEE HOW UNSURPRISED I AM?

I THINK THAT COMPARING A BIG BUDGET DC MOVIE TO A SMALLER BUDGET DC TV SHOW, AND SHOWING HOW THE TV SHOW DID A MUCH BETTER JOB WITH THIS THEME, IS TOTALLY VALID, AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DIFFERENT KINDS OF FRUITS.

THERE IS ACTUALLY A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FIRING A LONG GUN INTO A CROWD AT NEARLY-FULLY AUTOMATIC SPEEDS AND FIRING A PISTOL AT A SINGLE PERSON.

YES. OR MAYBE CATALHOYUK. OR ERIDU. THE POINT IS, IT’S AN OLD TROPE.

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GRUMBLING ABOUT THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF SEEMINGLY PERFECT LIVING AREAS SINCE UR.

AT LEAST ONCE HE WORE A “FLAMBOYANTLY CUT SUIT OF PLUM VELVET.” I BELIEVE IT WAS NOT THE ONLY INSTANCE OF SARTORIAL POTENCY ON HIS PART.

DUMBLDORE’S NON-WIZARDING WARDROBE CHOICES MIGHT BE CONSIDERED A SMALL CLUE, HOWEVER.