SOAP WAS INDEED OUTSTANDING IN IT WILLINGNESS TO GO ALL THE WAY. WELL, AS ALL THE WAY AS THE NETWORKS WOULD ALLOW AT THE TIME.

SEEMS MORE THAN A LITTLE TASTELESS.

TRULY, ONE OF THE CLASSIC ENDING LINES. AND I HAVE HEARD QUITE A FEW.

YES.

YOU’LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW THAT I SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU IN MY INTERVIEW. UNLIKE SOME OTHERS.

AHHH YES. MY FIRST EVER WAS A HUMAN RANGER. THEN PLAYED HALF-ELVEN RANGERS FOR A LONG TIME. FINALLY BECAME A FULL ELF MAGIC USER (IT WAS AN ELVEN CAMPAIGN, SO...). TRIED HUMAN ROGOUE ONCE. I THINK I WOULD HAVE ENJOYED IT, BUT THE CAMPAIGN WENT NOWHERE.

A SEAWALL PROTECTING LOS ANGELES FROM THE ATLANTIC? THIS FUTURE IS EVEN MORE DYSTOPIAN THAN THE ORIGINAL.

I PREDICT THIS WILL CREATE MORE MIXED PRAISE/HATE THAN ANYONE I HAVE PICKED UP SINCE NIXON.

THAT THOUGHT HAD OCCURRED TO ME, BUT DID THEY ACTUALLY SAY THAT IS THE CASE?

I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THE PROVENANCE OF THE DOUBLE HAIR SPIKE THINGS ON MS RIDLEY.

I PICKED IT UP A WHILE BACK. CATCHY NAME TOO.

SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS I CAN HAVE ALL THESE PUPPIES TO MYSELF?

HE LOOKED SO OLD FOR SO LONG THAT EVEN I HAD TO RECHECK HIS HOURGLASS TO MAKE SURE IT WAS NOT BEING TAMPERED WITH SOMEHOW.

EXCELLENT AVATAR/COMMENT SYMMETRY.

SOMETIMES, PEOPLE CALL ME SCARY. AND I ASK THEM, “HAVE YOU SEEN TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE?” THEY ALWAYS SAY NO, BECAUSE NO ONE WHO HAS SEEN THAT WOULD THINK I AM SCARY.

HMM. IS THIS WHAT MORTALS FEEL LIKE WHEN THEY DIE? IT SEEMS RATHER...BLAND.

[grips scythe tighter]

MAGIC, LIKE PHYSICS, DOES NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK. IT SIMPLY IS.

IF THEY USE THE WEIGHTLESS BOTTLECAPS FROM THE VIDEOGAME THEY WILL BE SAFE.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE "BLEEDS".