IT'S TRUE. BUT I WOULD LIKE YOU TRY GETTING THE RIGHT TONE AND MOOD WITHOUT EYEBROWS OR VOCAL CORDS.

I'M SURE HE MEANT JUST 58.

THAT WAS A THING.

THE PROBLEM WITH DC UNIVERSE MOVIES IS NOT THAT THEY ARE GRITTY. IT IS THAT THEY ARE BAD MOVIES (WW EXCEPTED).

AH, AVATAR/COMMENT SYMMETRY. I LIKE SYMMETRY.

PROBABLY NOT.

NO I DO NOT. WHAT WOULD I EVEN USE IT FOR?

HE'S BATMAN. HE KNOWS.

INDEED.

I KEEP WAITING FOR THE CALL TO PICK UP HIS CAREER. HASN'T COME YET, BUT I HAVE HOPE.

I HAVE SOURCES.

GEORGE CARLIN HAS INFORMED ME THAT YOU OWE HIM FOR STEALING HIS BIT.

POINT OF ORDER: SHAKESPEARE IS DEAD.

IF NOT NOW, YOU WILL BE.

PERHAPS IT IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I DON'T USUALLY GET A NOTIFICATION FOR THE DEATH OF A REPUTATION, BUT I SUPPOSE THESE ARE THE TIMES WE LIVE IN.

I SEE MOST OF THE CORRECT THINGS HAVE BEEN SAID ALREADY. I DO RECALL BEING A YOUNG DEATH, WATCHING MR WEST DO HIS THING IN RERUNS. I QUITE ENJOYED IT.

TROPIC THUNDER.

I AM ADMITTEDLY A TOUGH AUDIENCE.

HAVE WE NOT SEEN THIS ARTICLE BEFORE?