your headline makes it sound like the Hawks players were arrested for stabbing Copeland.

“Remove it from the equation, and the only thing stopping anyone from hating you is getting to know you first.”

If Religion is an excuse for people to hate each other, they’ll find something else to hate each other. Guess what, some people use it to love each other. So how about we drop the excuses and take care of what’s underneath them?

I’ve nothing against non-violent religious practices, I approve of this. It looks sweet.

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

Video game coverage isn’t garbage. I love Kotaku!

Not even close, this is the old Army Combatives Trophy

Hockey would be a better sport for women refs. There are periods and they get to wear pads.

FAST AND WAY TOO FAST

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…

I would have Scott Norwood make that wide right Super Bowl field goal. It wouldn’t matter if the Bills lost the next Super Bowls, fell victim to the Music City Miracle, and missed the playoffs for the past 11 years—beating the Giants on a last second field goal would have made all of that palatable.

Ray Allen’s three against the Spurs in Game 6 of 2013 NBA Finals.

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

No, you stop.

Yeah, who on this planet would *ever* find a bunch of actors pretending to beat the shit out of each other interesting?

So apparently there's a second version of this trailer where the roles are reversed.

I'll never listen to that station again if he does. If I wanted a station full of nothing but homers and cliche spewing meatballs I'd listen to AM 1000 or WGN. And Dan's commentary and rage over the Penn State case amongst a city full of dicks claiming that Joe Paterno was a God among men can only be praised, not to…

I've always felt that anyone who criticizes Bernstein for being a "jerk" simply didn't comprehend that their own thoughts were most likely stupid, and most people aren't used to facing that reality. When it comes to sports thoughts, most thoughts / takes are stupid in general, so for someone to come to the public…

Great, now I have to Google her boobs.

I've never been able to do this. I'm a pretty extroverted and outgoing person, but just going up to random strangers at a bar seems so obvious "I'm nervously trying to hit on you" that I could never see myself doing it. But maybe I would have been surprised.