When asked where he was planning to play next, Lane said "Depends."

Fuck you and your bad spelling.

Abreu's back story is surely compelling, his personality more colorful than we think. But even if they weren't, just his ability to hammer the bejesus out of a baseball is enough for me. As Simon Barnes asked of people who slammed Pete Sampras for being boring: "If you find excellence boring, what on earth are you…

I think a lot of people care because the games look like something they would play except for that. Have you never had a game that you are really interested in that has one feature that ruins it for you? I know I have. It's frustrating. Also, why not have difficulty levels players can pick like almost any other…

Why is it not possible for some people to write without using profanity? Seriously, all you Gawker scions need to grow up a little and learn that swearing a feeble attempt to imbue gravitas into writing that the person is too unskilled to obtain through actual talent.

Swearing is the resource of a 6th grader. Act…

I don't know. It's pretty disappointing it's a PS4 exclusive.

I love that a tubby Hobgoblin like Peter King feels he can criticize someone for running 40 yards in six seconds. I would be shocked if his forty time was under ten seconds, even running toward an Allagash Limited Edition Commissioners Taint IPA.

my bracket is now complete. thank you, Samer.

If you want blood and guts, Kevin Ware is back in the tourney with Georgia State.

I'm sorry, shouldn't complain about free content, etc., but I'm pretty disappointed that this is a podcast. It'll take a lot longer to listen to than to read, I might miss some of it if I accidentally concentrate on work and stop listening, and, most importantly for Deadspin, it's what Bill Simmons would do.

from kris or from jared?

It's called allegory pal; it helps amplify his point, rather than resort to hollow jargon. But go on, find something to nitpick so you can establish yourself as the most informed white male (trademark).

Can you elaborate on why? I just don't want to assume anything.

They're eating her ... and then they're going to eat me ... OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!

As a UMD fan, MSU always seemed like the Duke of the Midwest to me, complete with smarmy, insufferable legend-coach. That opinion hasn't changed this year.

I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.

The answer to 'could college team beat awful pro team' is not going to change no matter how many times people ask.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

As in he doesn't fuck, or at some point he'll expand to Andy Reid size and then divide into two Chips?

That looks like something my grandmother kept in her living room and never let me go near as a kid.