Honestly reading this you just sound like one of these cynical gamers who just hates everything and doesnt give things a chance, living only off memories of when you were younger and hadnt become quite so bitter. It’s a huge problem i see with gamers these days, they’re so busy hating EVERYTHING for what it isnt, they…

So, being respectful, considerate, and clean is considered a lifehack now?

To be fair the guy pushing the lawn more was a member of the Yakuza, so I can see where they’d draw the correlation.

This explains why I never got that job at Nintendo. I explained that I lost my pinky in a lawn mower accident but I don’t think they believed me

Somewhere in Tokyo, Japan, a Konami executive nervously tugs on his oversized collar.

I know I’ve said and done things in my early mid twenties that I wouldn’t even let cross my mind now. Not really defending him per say, but not everyone ends up like Trump. 

Damn, that’s hilarious.

Lol this is hilarious

Uh oh. 

It’s almost always licensing issues where it would cost more than expected future revenue to re-up the soundtrack or the car brands

I’m pretty sure it has to do with rights to the music in the games... I had a nostalgia kick recently and picked up a copy of Midnight Club LA for Xbox 360 and there was a whole thing about how it had to be updated to get rid of the tracks they didn’t have the rights to.

“they barely participate in chat, and when they do, it’s obnoxious, borderline-meaningless spam.”

Nathan, that mod is explicitly on the rails.  Man, the fake gaming news strikes again.  (/s)

It seems that you’re circumference has slightly increased, you should consider buying a size up in clothing

You are physically a disappointment for undisclosed reasons.

Ill take uh... moderate body shaming please. Roast me fam.

Sorry Luke, I don’t agree with you. Settings like this look ridiculous on the surface but make more sense if you look at it from a “not a straight white guy” perspective. Yes hate speech needs to be confronted at every turn, but some non-white people use the n-word in non-racist ways. Some fat people (myself included)…

There’s no reason to staff/server/etc. all the way up so that you can handle the big spike of people on the first day.

What I don’t understand is why isn’t there just an adult classification.  

People just complaining.  Its pretty much just reused assets turned into a mini arcade sorta thing where you can spawn enemies to fight.  Good for leveling up when you wanted to get all the achievements in ME1 but it adds nothing to the trilogy.    Losing the multiplayer in ME3 sucks far more because it was fun