Moving at a million miles per hour on like 5 different plots is just how this show operates apparently. No Good!

Also this is being done to a guy who last time we saw him had had five bombs set off inside him.

Hunter was infinitely more interesting then Parker and I’m annoyed that they’ve killed him off. I doubt Galvin knowing about Magic will make him anymore interesting but hey, maybe miracles can be worked.

I guess they forgot after 6 years.

More importantly, Ollie completely believed that he and Iris had slept together so easily.

We finally got confirmation of one important thing: The Pipeline Prison cells have toilets!

Yeah this was kind of disappointing. Maybe it’s because there was no actual story arc for this season leading up to this point, maybe it’s because Teeth Man kind of sucks as a villain but yeah, this sucked.

I think it’s just a matter of he lives on the East Coast and because of that he didn’t want to commit to the full series beyond one season.

Yeah that was kind of annoying but fortunately they stopped them after a while.

Sean Astin is just close enough but that close to Santino Fontana that I was weirded out all episode long. But I think I can used to him.

It’s funny you mention that because I was just thinking about how similar those two shows have become. Like, they both prioritize shocking moments and misery porn over anything actually good on the show.

Not that careful based on the year of Jughead the Super Serpent and Betty’s weird adventures into stripping and webcam sex.

But she’s not savvy, she set up the casino night expecting things would go well and only knew that they wouldn’t because Hiram tipped her off. Like, the plan to take out Elio was all Hiram too, Veronica did nothing.

Yeah but people on this show are sometimes as dumb as he is so it was very plausible.

Yes, Hiram owns everything and everything is drugs.

Archie’s common sense is so none existent that he thought a farm where the owners pointed a gun at him five steps onto the property was a good place to set down.

They’re Anime Catholics, they only borrow the symbology and uniforms.

Those are very good, very applicable rules.

That would require the outside world to somehow find a way through the fog clouds into Even Shittier Silent Hill.

Yeah the story of this show is that everyone on this show has been driven to homelessness by Hiram’s evil.