Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

My main issue with Burnenko’s coverage was always 1) Hinkie being a bullshit Silicon valley guy instead of a shrewd, forward-thinking GM, 2) Him being so sure he was right and this would never lead to anything significant (as well as ignoring the post-Bynum disaster Hinkie inherited, and being completely dismissive of…

I used to have a buddy who wherever we would go he’d say, “This sucks, it’s boring, let’s go somewhere else.” In all my years knowing him, not once did he not find anything boring. I’d like to say he finally had a personal revelation that it was he who was the insufferably boring one, but sadly it wasn’t so, as he…

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

I saw him last week at a Lymphoma/Leukemia Society fundraiser dinner. During the portion with speakers telling their own stories and stories of their children the room was dead quiet as everyone hung on every word being said. Except for Grigson, who had left his seat and was holding court loudly in the back of the…

It’s kind of bad in another standpoint: this appears to be the ONLY text on this skin, making its appearance even stranger.

“Popopvich’s frustration was understandable”

Here comes some more LaVar Ball criticism about LeBron not caring about his seed.

This is clock work with Geno. He does this intentionally, what seems like every year leading into the final four . He says something stupid, something he knows will get a ton of attention and deflects pressure away from his team. Geno is an ass, but he’s a brilliant ass and he wins a lot.

Except it is followed by “I read the transcripts.” That is basically the same as seeing it because both the questions and answers are typed up. For example, a script is much like a transcript. I can tell what happens in a film by reading the script, but not seeing it. I can do the same for a presser and the…

Score one for Mississippi!

This is now a Seinfeld episode.

INT Yankee Stadium

Kramer forces way into women’s restroom

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Icelander here!

A text-book example of a Nash equilibrium? Are you insane? It nowhere near meets such a threshold to qualify! That’s fucking nuts of you to say such a misleading thing.