People outside always knows it better. It’s like Sport Games on TV. Everyone in front of the TV knows it better than the Trainer of their Team.

Bury the term “CATFISHED” forever.

This is some good Kinja.

I think that’s because we’re looking at it from a different perspective. People in the thick of things are rarely able to see things for what they are.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

I’d tell you to show these to him, but judging how most people react to stuff like this he’d probably say something along the lines of “that’ll never happen to me” or “she’s not like that”.

Nothing confirms my want to be in a relationship more than the type of people that feel the need to let everyone know how much happier they believe they are without one.

Leo doesn’t have sex, his ego does.

WRONG. It’s actually just one guy named Ralph Blizzard and he appreciates taking priorities from people posting in comments sections so he knows what to work on first.

I'm fascinated by people who manage to live this way. Probably because I want to be like them more days than not.

I admire his practicality in pursuit of solitude. I wish it was appreciated more by society and considered an act of self preservation rather than automatically deemed negative antisocial behavior. It would probably save a lot of people from unnecessary stress in life.

On the one hand, it’s terribly selfish.

True story: my 70-year-old father (well, he was a couple of years younger at the time) saw MGMT in concert and hated them. When he told me, I was so flabbergasted I couldn’t speak for a second, and then I said “WHY did you see MGMT?” Turns out they were playing and he was bored, so he went to check them out. I mean,…

Somehow, even while hating them he still managed to embody the true spirit of a cat.

He gives me a Jerry Garcia vibe. “I’ll lay back while you suck my cock and/or fuck me while I mentally strum guitar notes”.

Yeah... the Coachella or Bonnaroo or whatever dancing footage tipped me off to that. I don’t want him gyrating anywhere near me... Jack Dawson or not.

The friend claims that while Leo and the woman were engaging in sexual intercourse, Leo “reached for his vaporizer and a pair of noise-canceling headphones, laid back and closed his eyes and signaled for her to keep going.” This was the same unverified story I’d heard so many months ago, but with additional details…

I scrolled down while simultaneously digging in my nose only to see a whole page devoted to celebrities who were also digging in their noses. Stars REALLY ARE just like us.

Boners: NONE! No boning!!

Uh we saw the hound’s ween when he was peeing pls correct article to include peein’ ween.