Ah, I get it now. You’re an asshole.

That coupled with the amount of time you spend being a judgmental douchebag, you probably have him beat. Don’t sell yourself short.

You don’t want to move and they know that. You need to move.

I was ‘ride or die’ Chipotle until I discovered a local restaurant at the same price point that hand-makes their tortillas & has 12 salsas in their salsa bar. Chipotle is dead to me now. (If you’re in the Twin Cities, please go to Maya Cuisine. It’s magical!)

I had two siblings, now I just have one, who I don’t speak to (because they are an asshole who married an asshole and together...that is just too much assholism to cope with.) The one who died was also an asshole. Count yourself lucky.

I have a sister who I have no relationship with.

Both of my sisters can be major assholes. They have said and done things to me that I would never say or do to anyone.

I’m pretty sure it should be “anyone can right a book.”

Oh, thanks for explaining the rules. Didn’t realize that we have to express outrage at every historical instance of shit behavior in order to be outraged about the latest.

Last I checked, marriage was supposed to be a lifetime commitment.

Absolutely, I loathe those people who tries to push their subjective opinion as some kind of objective truth. A promise was made, and a promise was failed, period.

That is nonsense, it is a failure, marriage has always mean a promise and a commitment for a lifetime. Nobody made a contract marriage to last for xx years.

That sounds less like an open relationship and more like cheating with the other spouse choosing to ignore it.

I get why people need to view things this way, it helps them cope with their own or their loved ones breakups, but the reality is if two people were together for 22 years it was because they were aiming for a lifetime. No rational human being wants to start afresh after 22 years unless the relationship is…

For years, it’s been rumored they have an open marriage but only on his end. He’s slept with his co-stars before. He was with Melanie Laurent while they were filming a movie. Maybe his wife got tired of it.

I’m kind of beyond questioning anyone when it comes to breaking up and starting new relationships (“scandalous” or not). Why do we have to judge and scour the internet for “evidence” or a “reason” or “timeline”?

He’s what 46? Yeah, in Married Man Years it’s time to find a newer, younger model. And I’m probably making assumptions, but I don’t care.

She must have finally gotten around to watching Trainspotting 2.

Taylor can’t do those boots the justice they deserve. Put those boots on Rihanna!

Michiel Huisman(nuDaario) probably has generic and boring on his birth certificate. It is his defining trait as an actor.