I once ditched a boring ass Mormon wedding and drove 2 hours to a punk rock show bc I wanted to bang the guitarist. I did, in fact, bang him. And 10 years later I married the drummer.

referring to Rayne as an unnamed “porn star” who accused “adult actor” James Deen of rape

Anyway, Moss initially got discovered by Storm founder Sarah Doukas in 1988 when Doukas saw the 14-year-old Moss standing next to her dad as he was arguing at the ticket counter at JFK.

It will never be as awesome as a caticorn.

Can’t believe I just skimmed a long distance runner cheating story

Have you confused ‘handjob’ with ‘handshake’?

I have a friend who describes Billy Corgan as the only man in her life who has never let her down.

Damn, I can’t believe she almost got away with a 60 pound carry-on...

you are fun at parties

Poor Kong. And poor ladies. The Seattle Aquarium Octopi are quite determined to get it on, too. A few years ago they had two in a tank separated by a mesh so they could see each other but not hook up. Those crafty octis unscrewed the bolts holding the mesh in place, for their love was true.

Still prefer dogs over kids. Kids tend to be horrible creatures

I think it’s more of a cultural than an age thing. Dating in the US, at least among a certain age group, seems to have very different rules than it does in the rest of the (Western) world. I’m 30 and live in Central Europe and I don’t think I ever went on something that qualifies as a date by US definition. People I…

Mom would pack me two sandwiches. I was a heavy kid and it would embarrass me to have to pull my lunch out and there’s two sandwiches and two juices but my friend whose folks were Mormon with several underage children all raising each other couldn’t afford to feed them all. She would always sit next to me and pull out…

The only winning move is not to play.

Can you zoom in on that

Speaking of erratic and draggy: during the second of Peeta’s boring monologues, I think I saw about 10-15 people get up and go to the bathroom. It was hilarious.

AND THEN HE WAS MURDERED!!! Coincidence? Yeah right. Wake up.

It’s been eating Spice.

Check #BrusselsLockdown on Twitter. Police have asked for a complete media silence about current policy movements in the city center, and people have started to flood Twitter with cat pictures instead. It’s surreal and brilliant. Bon courage Belgians!

The grandmother of one of my sorority sisters has a phd in home economics. She worked with appliance companies.