Thanks Kenny - it's really good to have your support, especially when I'm constantly surround by reminders of OH GOD THE HUMMUS JOKES

"You don't mess with the Whammy."

The guy helped keep Patrick employed and made money for Kotaku. That's not much of a troll.

Holy Valve dick-riding batman. You think no corporation ever has the balls to admit fault? Their customer service is so terrible, that now that their feet are put to the fire, they had no choice except to admit that their service is crappy and promise to do better.

See, even when Valve is ratted out as screwing their customers over, there are guys like you giving them "mad props" and even claiming their behaviour "should be an example to others". No. This is ridiculous. Do you also give "mad props" to murderers who enter "guilty" pleas at trial and praise them as shining…

I refuse to applaud a corporation for its Brave Admission that it's been fucking its customers sideways and refusing to do things that all of its competitors have done better at for over a decade now, and its pledge that they'll totally try harder now, guys, seriously. They don't get shit until they've turned words…

Actually, the "adult" thing to do would be to admit fault and take steps to improve things.

If shirking blame is what kids would do, Valve just took the teenager way of doing things and said 'yeah okay whatever".

we black people have secretly raised the quota on account of so many racists having 2 black friends. The number is now 5. And it only counts if you're tagged with us in facebook pictures.

D: You watched Selma or voted for 12 Years a Slave.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

I saw this show in LA. It was awesome, not mansplain-y in the slightest. FAR AND AWAY though the best part was all the stoned dude-bros who'd obviously driven in from the 'bu who were pretty fucking baffled - if good-naturedly so - by the change in pace from his earlier shows.

Those people were/are the worst! Literally the only time they post about social issues is when they're whining about some internet meme or pop song. They're just a bunch of fun h8rs. I can be mildly amused by a meme and also not be chill with terrible stuff that's happening around the globe? Then there's the subset of…

Apropos of nothing, have I ever mentioned that yoga is for people too uncoordinated for tai chi?

At the bus stop yesterday I overheard two teenage girls call it TRAUMATIZING. I think that did say a lot about their lives!

At this point, absolutely.

I managed to see both colour variations.......which I assume would lead a potential date to think I'm flaky and unwilling to commit.

I think people aren't realizing that no one actually cared about The Dress. It just gave everyone something stupid and meaningless and therefore harmless to yell about. It's a high stress world. Let us have something dumb to take sides on. We'll go right back to actually hating each other the next day.

Why even bother? Just make sure you pointedly dis-invite her.

In his case, he looks at all the gluten as he's eating it.