Are we sure this isn’t a replay from last year, everything they say at the top sounds like it is being said in summer 2016. They imply Lynch was on the team the previous year and that the team started off slow the previous year. Both those things were true last summer, but not this summer.

Holy shit...

Halo 5 is my favorite Halo game. And that’s coming from a die-hard Halo CE fan who ran a local bar lan in the glory days.

Speak for yourself. Halo 5's multiplayer is easily the best of the series and one of the best multiplayer games of all time.

Dads are excused from this one, I think

I never found the game’s story (or thematic undertones) obnoxious. I find compelling its willingness to take on social malaise and its connections to politics, something few of the games on the list even try to do.

Only between cousins.

Any belief in this team is usually rewarded with a streak of 10 losses.

We’d probably be better off with Michael Phelps.

I got the sense it was about how some parenting frustrations are insignificant, because you love your kids and them doing something that brings them joy makes those little frustrations worth it. I found it really touching. Another title for this could be “My Son is Ruining Zelda (But That Doesn’t Matter Because I Love…

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

My favorite jumps are the ones to conclusions.

Good for him. That’s all I’ve got. Everybody deserves a good day every once in a while.

That headline...yikes.

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

The former best goddamn handheld, now second best.

no what the original poster said was quite logical and rational. what you said was lies and or hyperbole. you equate carl with people who have done negative things. he hasn’t.

“He hit me first” didn’t work when I was 4. Again, Sargon of Akkad is not someone I particularly follow, but what I’ve seen leads me to believe I could never get along with the guy. But Anita has made a career on claiming the moral high ground. By making the event about Sargon of Akkad, she did herself and her…