I'm in the same boat. As well as being widely regarded as a genius, I don't have a ps3 yet because I haven't been interested in any of the games.

Tribes 2 barely ran on the best rigs of its day, and included settings which would boost it into a realm beyond.

"Pleasing Nerds with the written word, is part la maz class, part allegorical hemp tatoo artistry and (note omission of pre-conjunction comma in a 3 item list, showing Strunk and white that they can well and truly fuck off—fight the power rhianna!) part women's steeple chase through alligator infested swamp in…

I preordered a copy, and then heard that it was available early since some australian place (note: imperfect memory of what happened at this point) broke the street date, and I got ahold of it early. After playing it to the point of sanity shredding frustration in the space stage with 2 different species, I concluded…

@greyhoundbus: &Mangajunky

@Testamonium: Exactly! Thank you for agreeing with me.

woo@deathbunny: woopsy. Translation included.

oh man. If anyone ever deserved to have foam detach and lodge in his ass. Why do we lose the innocent schoolteachers, but the nerd with his own secret hyroglyphic language gets to touch the face of god and not get burned?

@TRT-X: rather than thinking of it as an inventory system that you need to retire to use, think of it as one that's been streamlined so that you can use it in the course of normal play.

@bialia: this suits my worldview in which Xbox is the awesome guy who's deflector dish gets all the space-cougars in 10 parsecs to home in on his signal.

I hate inaccuracies such as this.

@KaneRobot: You mean, This. Is. Microsoft! *kicks 360 into conveniently provided box to ship back to manufacturer for warranty repair or replacement*

@VilhelmSpano: Induibitably. Messing about with innards? What dotards. Their flasks of revisionist ambition should be stoppered. They must be potted. It's rotted.

Allow me to peer deep into the future...

I think 'testing the waters' is supposed to be 'testing the hardware'.

@deathbunny: sorry, I didn't finish that thought before hitting submit..

@FilthyAssistant: oh I's got the *mad* play, dog. I hit that dodge button, and then that aerial auto attack dash move button—and I just go back and forth until all the enemies are dead, I die, or the game is over.

@dowingba: *frothes madly* It's ok! I don't care! I just want to love it like a baby!

Dear Kotaku,

@Intellectualdiot: I *don't* like the righteous anger, don't want to adapt, and refuse to move along.