Is he even carbon based?

It’s not like Pai’s children get to decide who their father is. Kind of like how I don’t have a choice between internet providers.

Barbershops make good fronts to launder money from drug sales and other crime.

I don’t see the concern. What truck won’t last 7 years and 105k miles (assuming 15k per year)? Even at that age you will still have some decent equity. There are plenty of 2012 F150s on Autotrader with 100k miles asking above 20k.

I kind of wish they had someone like James May’s Mom setting lap times.

Didn’t Roy inherit a travel company or something?

It gets a “Poor” rating from IIHS in bear defense and idiot toolbox protection.

So why should anyone buy this over the Grand Cherokee SRT?

Huh? The GM twins are dopey. Too tall for the narrow width.

Eh, just looks like it hit the upper bar and light and crumpled the hood. The hood is pretty high on the 15+ so I imagine it was a direct hit on the body of the deer.

A human hand.

Self starter