You neglected the best part of the "Hot Ham Water" gag:

Looks a lot like Out of Sight, maybe the devs got inspired by it?

And furthermore, you didn't watch your buddies die face-down in the mud, so that some ASSHOLE can park an SUV and owe parking tickets all over town...AM I WRONG???

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

Got to love that deep in this act of disobedience he still properly signals his left turn.

Imagine if you had actually been affected by the bombings.

"I trusted you."

What's an ad

Say, did they ever fix SI.com or is it still a horrible use of frames that breaks basic things like pressing the spacebar to go down a page?

It's incredibly easy to turn autoplay "off"

still better than the new Sports Illustrated.

It feels cluttered and easily accessible at the same time. Yeah, we'll get used to it. So, whatever.

I don't mind the new interface at all. On the other hand, I've nearly given up on si.com due to its inefficiencies.

I'm in Jacksonville, so the left sidebar only referred me to twelve-step programs.

Other Observations to Avoid

DON'T go to the park and sit on a bench and stare at your phone for 60 minutes while your kid tries to feed sand to all the other kids.

The parent-friend thing gets harder as the kids get older. When they're babies? Fine. Parents can drink beer while the little ones crawl on the ground, but it's hard to be friends with parents when the kids dislike each other.

there needs to be a match.com matching parents with other similar interest parents.

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason