@skaycog - Got Milk?: I'm not so sure about that. Maybe it's another side effect from my special chemical imbalance, but I've got the manual for the Corrado memorized, to the point where I know the chart of different temperatures and oil grades off by heart, and can actually change fuses by touch while driving.

@Carplanetzone1: The main privilege is that you can see all comments, including those from accounts which haven't been approved. If you comment on them, or click a magical little "thumbs up" button, the comment becomes either highlighted or visible to everyone, depending on the kind of mood Nibbles is in.

@discontinuuity is happy that everything has been set right in the Jalopverse. Now all we need is more of engineerd's Brefas Scotch!: Actually, I think it has more to do with the fact that Wes didn't volunteer... Matt volunteered Wes without asking first. Just kinda jumped in on the conference call, both guns…

@Carplanetzone1: Patience, Grasshoppah.

@PatFromGundo: Yeah... but what's a Mediaite? Are they famous? Should we know something about them? Has anyone ever heard of them other than Ray Wert because of his crush on Rachel Sklar?

I. Blame. Nibbles.

@skaycog - Got Milk?: I'm not sure if "observant" is the right word... let's just say I've been checking to see if he had one yet.

@Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I notice that someone has a shiny new star! Congratulations, Mr. Jazdy, it was well-earned, and well-deserved.

@Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home: Actually, it's "Mitch". With an "M". Close, though.

@Mad_Science: Nice.

@Jo Schmo: Jalopnik has good Cotomer Sevis?

@Cognitive Friction: I believe he's mistaken "cerebral" to mean "self-important".

That second comment from the guy in the cow slippers sure is good though. We need people like him around here.

@UDMan: While everyone jumps on UDMan, I have to say I agree with him. I've been looking for something inspiring for days now, and haven't found a thing.

@RachelSklar: Ooh. Not a great way to make friends around here. Please see the Basement Lambo article:

@RachelSklar: Seconded. Now they should paint all the rest of the cars that way. This is awesome.

@MrGoodCat: She looks tired.

@ragtopdodge: My dad's solution to that potential problem when my sister started dating was to greet all her dates at the door with one of these over his shoulder.

@FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway: If outfitted with a roll cage like the MythBus had on Mythbusters, then it absolutely would.

@Scandinavian Flick: iPhone, dude. Jalop WHILE commuting.