@BigHarv: That, or the idea that you're driving home to be between the thighs of some twins? That should improve your posture as well.

Well, there you go! That should fix all their problems. Now all they have left to do is stop making cars that suck, and stop fucking canceling all the cars that DON'T suck.

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: Clearly, we're working on it! We're doing the best that we can!

@Ash78: Likewise, I got a similar plate reading "CORRADO" for Christmas from my ex-girlfriend's mother. It was the second present I received, and ran outside in my pyjamas to put it on the car.

@Goes Like Stink: Barkeep! I'll have whatever he's having!

Ben... thank you...

@mr_dude: [Half-assed "yo' mama" response.]

@SirNotAppearing II: Electric Boogaloo: Nope, good try. I'll go google that one and see if I've ever heard of it.

@SirNotAppearing II: Electric Boogaloo: [Generic retort from the bigger/on top genre, reluctant agreement about VW build quality, concession that at least it's not a Toyota.]

@SirNotAppearing II: Electric Boogaloo:

@smalleyxb122: Thousands of dollars? I thought you were off to buy a Camaro? Just use whatever change you find in your couch cushions, you can probably buy three or four of them.

[Insert generic BMW driver joke here, with token pot-shots at various BMW-driving Jalops.]

Stupid not-available-in-Canada-ness.

@pauljones: She's not. Seven of Mine is just too yummy. Although T'Pol can come give me Vulcan neuropressure anytime she wants.

My first car was a '91 Ford Ranger with the all-powerful 2.3L Twin Spark I4. Barely had enough power to get out of its own way, never mind climbing the steep mountain highways of the Kootenays. Because the engine had to work so hard to get it up and down those hills, it was perpetually blowing piston rings, head…

Somehow, the only thing I can think of when they speak of a "Fluidic Sculpture" is Species 8472. So clearly, if this vehicle is affiliated with them, we need to kill it immediately, before it destroys us all.

Jeebus Croost in a cardigan sweater! Four grand for that?

@Al Navarro: I'll sign up to be a part of that posse. I, for one, will always have this Ombudsman's back.

@mr_dude: In my books, that's a good thing. A damn good thing.

@beercheck: Mr. Check, I've missed you. You remain my uncontested master of the one (or in this case, two) liner.